Hey, I went to USC. I understand.

Will the wine follow the example of the espresso at Starbucks and taste of burnt sadness?

"For me to take that shot..."

I had a high school geography teacher who would let us watch the tournament, and while it was on he would hand out brackets and a map of the U.S. For each school from the bracket we could mark on the map, we would get extra credit. That's how I learned where Gonzaga was.

Jaadeenn's (or jadennn, make up your mind) tweet is mind bending. So she is in a tiny tv in class while watching tv? Is there a chance she is at the nexus of the universe?

"When your in a coaches class during the tournament"

Barristers (UK) are lawyers. Solicitors (UK) are lawyers. Attorneys (US and, historically, UK) are lawyers. Other countries use different terminology. Canada has fused the professions ("barristers and solicitors"). I'm sorry but I don't know what the correct terminology is elsewhere (sorry NZ, I love your tort reform).

I had a girl from Texas A&M argue with me for half an hour that amphibians are reptiles. Of course, she would know because she was a 2nd Biology student!

This I don't have an issue with.

Don't doubt that every one of Clooney's relationships is a PR move out of necessity and preference, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's dating down because of some complex. He COULD have a complex, but he could also just prefer the kind of privacy an A-list celebrity gets by dating someone who's D-list at best. His…

Please let me never, ever ever ever EVER use Starbucks as a boozing establishment. The equivalent of happy hour at a Applebee's.

Sober TheWL is a sad TheWL.

Unlike Ohio State, the athletes at Harvard came to play school today

Is that celery, or is that lettuce? Are those bowls wing sauces or salsas?

No, Deadspin, TBS is not CBS

Stroke symptoms are nothing to banana monkey apple cake.

Who retweeted what being news must mean I'm in some sort of special level of hell.