Yet the 200,000 humans makes no difference to you? Or the adult salmon? It’s just the baby salmon that gets to you? Christ how weak is your emotional state?

Umm they both worked on the daily show at the same time years ago...

Wow how clever and whimsical of the Internet!! That’s the most inspired nickname since “poochey”!

But they’re the most woke baes!!!!!

That first clip is a travel (you can’t dribble, let the ball roll away, pick it up, and then dribble again) and the others were solid defense trying not to foul. I don’t see how this is so amazing

You do know it’s an entirely new coaching staff and they immediately fired the person accussed of a sex crime right?

You do know it’s a new coach and new coaching staff right? And the guy was immidiately fired but hey let’s make fun of rape victims right!?!

It’s a completely new coach and coaching staff. When a sex crime occurred they fired him immidiately. What more do you want?

“I am not an alcoholic I just enjoy random drunken adventures”

I learned about concussions in grade school as early as 1994. How is it at all possible not a single person mentioned this to all these people over the course of decades?

They get something worth a couple hundred thousand dollars for free. Most won’t make the pros but I suppose a free college education is useless in a time where qualified people can’t afford to go to college so now they work 70 hours a week at McDonald’s.

THEY WERE ALL SICK!!! Or unemployed or whatever

Ya because that wasn’t true a year ago drama queen

They’re white so the media doesn’t give a shit about them. Also something about Boston being racist

You watched every game but didn’t know Neal is a safety and Beasley is not a rookie?

No but Arfnee sure did

They’ll also have the top pick in two out of the next three seasons from the nets.

So they can get laughed out of the building in four games?

The only people I’ve ever seen wearing under armor are super duper in shape men and women.

Meathead alcoholic gronk smokes weed is the joke despite that he’s never failed a drug test, or showed an affinity for weed.