Anybody they don’t have to pay $30 million to to lead them to a 7-9 season?

Well Cheney was more than likely an accident. If he really wanted to kill the guy Cheney would have just used the force choke to crush his throat

Just like how obummer was going to take everyone’s guns away and be a secret Muslim terrorist.

- guy who locked a kid with a concussion in a closet...although the kids dad almost definitely murdered a handful of hookers so I mean...call a spade a spade?

She’s a minor....

She’s a minor...

She’s a minor...

Put our mouth onto a minors butt?

Have you ever seen Kevin Martin shoot? Somehow that guy has been in the NBA for a decade plus

There are three differences between Carmelo and lamelo.

It’s actually better for Danny that they’re not the worst. Very rarely does the team with the best odds win the draft lottery. Unless it’s Cleveland.

No but tom Brady is a fancy dog so there’s that

Christ you are pathetic

For the first 15 minutes anyone in la cares about them. La is a bad sports city. I don’t care that they are the second biggest media market in the country sports just doesn’t work there. Have you seen the women in la? Why the fuck would you care about sports when you walk by about ten New York 20s on your way to get a…

They got trump elected? You know that all of New England went to Hillary right? I’m sure the states in the Midwest that went to trump, all the voters first thoughts were “well who is tom Brady friends with? That is what I will base my vote on. Not the fact that democrats spent years telling me I’m a dumb racist and…

I care...and pepridge farms remembers

Well a month or two ago deadspin told me the packers were horrible and Aaron Rodgers is dog shit who can’t do anything.

You are bad at your job, and job

The best part is this dude will end up making around $40mil in career salary from the NBA and $100+mil in a lawsuit the first time he does this to *insert dumb NBA gorilla here*

And those people that made this probably make a far better wage than people that work their fingers to the bone over 90 hours a week to support a family