My dad watches patriots post game pressers and screams if you make a single sound.

You all voted a pro wrestler to be governor and now you’re paraphrasing him? Christ you are fucking dumb

Cardinals fans are only insufferable because the team wins. That’s why Red Sox fans are “awful”. It really is fucking stupid to pick on Cardinals fans for being obnoxious. If the mets or Yankees were winning at the clip the cardinals or Red Sox are deadspin would be tripping over themselves to declare how amazing Mets…

“Johnny Cueto put up perhaps the best line of them all last night.

You do realize he is going to win and be president right? I will not be voting for him but that man is guaranteed to be the next president of the United States.

Dude your daughter is a badass

Didn’t watch the games but when I saw the highlights this morning all I could think is “why is Louisville playing on a Thursday?”

“Who cares about player safety? We made sure that Nigger didn’t dance too much on tv which is the real issue”

Meanwhile Nate ebner is an Olympian for rugby and barely sees the field outside of special teams so ya worlds greatest athletes

Ya cause fuck giving the players Christmas off. You’re dumb and I hate you with your dumb as shit car referencing username

He is substantially less important than the game.

“Was ready to throw some shoes at the flatscreen, but remembered that I paid for it.”

Ya but isn’t he out for the year for a (non pitching related injury)? “Real baseball players” (aka St. Louis Cardinals players) will look to that and say it didn’t help and protecting players is the “wrong way”

Meh, it’s baseball, the white pitchers don’t want to look dumb and the Latino pitchers don’t want to look like pussies. It’ll take 45 players to die in the first week of the season before any of that changes. Baseball asked African American pitchers for their opinion and all they got was “yo you see dat nigga dunk?”

“LSU is currently scheduled to play South Alabama that day; Florida is slated to play Presbyterian”

Ya when it’s all said and done this play isn’t a blip on the highlight reel, it’s probably not even there.

Who gets into Harvard but decides not to go because when they were visiting dining hall workers were on strike? Harvards main selling point as a university isn’t “you guys MUST try their world famous turkey club wraps! Otherwise no point in going there!”

Ya because that makes sense.

Isn’t he dead...

Ya except for the people they rape, brutalize, and murder in prison.