Same voodoo magick that keeps the U.S of A government running?

Pacifica?

Let me get this straight. You are concerned with reliability, so your plan is to buy a 1st year production ALFA ROMEO?

It’s impossible to destroy a Nokia phone.

Flat load floor. 100% top reason to get the Ford. Because I can easily flip up the back seats and slide my toolboxes in there. Plywood and lumber can ride in the bed. Someone stole a 4x8 sheet of plywood? Eh, $16. Plus isn't that them struggling down the street with it? Let me go get that back.
But the tools? …

The biggest reason I might chose the F150 over something from GM, Dodge, Toyota or Nissan, is that it's the only one that offers a true extended cab with the backwards opening rear doors and no cab B-pillar. Having the mini-rear doors that are on the GMs, Dodge and Toyota just plain suck for fitting large items…

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

MPGs? Really?

(HIT THE) Deck the Halls

Whahaha! Clever!

Say it with me now: Holy shitballs.

Let's do The Twist!

Did you actually laugh out loud?

"Wow, people really like our big flagship concepts, we should build one!"

Counter-post from me coming soon :)

This right here, the FWD, BMW 2-Series Active Tourer.

Ahem.....