This is the most shocking news I’ve heard all day. I bet the police were really amped to catch these guys. Hopefully the thieves didn’t put up much resistance. Perhaps one day they’ll show real potential.

Sadly, most commenters won’t know what fiat currency is: money by decree with no intrinsic value.

That deserves COTD in my book.

This is a fantastic idea. Use the hull form and engines, do a little modification to the superstructure to replace the rear ramp with weapons systems and you would have a nice little missile frigate on your hands.

Several years from now, a new documentary will come out called, Terminator: Yrbis. As a result of intense investigation, it was discovered that the time-line for Skynet got so completely screwed up by the logic flaws from the previous movies attempts to kill John Conner that Skynet decided to take over air plane auto…

So what you just said is what actually exists. The control systems are not connected to the internet. LAN and USB ports have physical blocks. Remote monitoring is done via a separate circuit that does not interface with control systems.

The correct sound is brrrrrrrrrttttttttttt.

The slinky. That guy on a two lane road that can’t maintain speed and the whole line of cars behind them surges and slows, surges and slows, surges and slows. If you can’t maintain speed (or know how to use cruise control), I’d rather figure out a way to get around you than to stay in slinky pergatory.

Landing of a thousand mistakes.

Torch, April 1st is six months away. Stop trolling us.

Hey Toyota, stop trolling us.

Living in Florida, where the heat and long stretches of straight roads can get tiresome, having a hard top is a welcome upgrade for highway cruising. During the pleasant months and trips that don’t take you to 70+ mph, having the top down is quite enjoyable.

Jason, no way that’s your kid; way better looking than you. Besides, we all know internet writers don’t have families.

You’ve got a sick, twisted mind Mr. Geroge.

This would be an awesome add-on to a minivan. Perfect road trip vehicle for the family.

So, one could buy and AWD sienna and get about 99% of the capability for 65% of the cost. I love me some minivans.

As a still current owner of an FR-S, changing the tires to Michellin Super Sports is probably the most simple upgrade for performance you can make. The tire runs roughly $40 cheaper, has better treadwear, and increases grip to an extreme. I really don’t see the benefit of continuing to use the OEM tires beyond the…

“3rd Gear: Kia’s Doing A Spotty Rear-Wheel Drive Sedan”

Chrysler should have learned from the Ford turn around that customers like the original name plates (reference the Ford 500 turning into the Ford Taurus).

325hp and 375lb-ft to the front wheels? No thanks.