Apparently, starting the comment off with the number sign makes the font explode.

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Whoa, what kinja voodoo have I discovered? #MEGAFONT

How can they (Toyota) have a wiring short issue in a car that was basically designed back in 2003? You mean to tell me the wiper system was overhauled but the rest of the car wasn't? FAIL

Get to the choppa!

I think the wife could be fooled into believing this could be a backup family vehicle. Minivan owners rejoice!

I miss the Murilee posts. All. Of. Them

In celebration of nine glorious years, can I get my approved commenter status back? I would be forever thankful. With that plug, I miss the DOTS articles the most.

Note: Locals call the marajuana version "square groupers." Go ahead and look it up in the Urban Dictionary if you don't believe me. This is not a rare occurence, so not really news worthy.

"Lincoln, I mean the Lincoln Motor Company"

Ok, so riddle me this NYPD: Why didn't a police officer call in the uber-bike gang and you all swarm in and arrest them during the hour+ they were riding around like ass-hats?

Nuclear Energy! Because we care about the air!

Exactly.

Just approve the comment I just made. The 2013 Honda Civic is the only one to get a "good" score.

Just for comparison, only one car scored "good," which was the Honda Civic.

Ok, Matt, you need to send the Jalopnik staff to math school, umkay? I know typos seem to be common with blogs now, but we should have a higher standard. 1,000/60,000 = 1/60th. Yesterday we had 500lbs of pot weighing 1/2 of a ton.

The situation quickly went to pot.

So this is what happens when an amateur tries to GoPro.

So this is what happens when an amateur trys to GoPro.