"Whenever a horse was injured and had to be euthanized on the track..."

+1. Are we sure Ware has been "chewed up and spit out" by "the system" at this point? Or are we just jumping to that conclusion because it supports a preexisting worldview? How many kids suffer a net positive because of college athletics vs. suffer a net negative? I'm skeptical that the latter number outweighs the…

I LOVE deadspin. Check it ten times a day. I've never commented disparagingly on an article before. This is bad. Typos aside, why not find out the answers to those questions before writing on them?

Guy's a real ballhawk.

"Obviously, the smart money is on "cunt" being the word to pull off the big upset."

No, no. He split the rings amongst the Elves, Men and Dwarves, so that none may accumulate too much power.

I think Antonio Alfonseca has a similar avatar.

Precisely. http://deadspin.com/how-marshall-h…

The selection committee really dropped the ball in snubbing "cockmonster".

how is anything beating Jesus Christ? this is horseshit.

A stadium that...is already struggling, like every other Florida ballpark, to stay above water.

"Miami fans couldn't even be convinced to help Muhammad Ali finish a Harlem Shake video."

wah.

Flounder? Why Flounder?

"Everything is coming up Milhouse!"

[Just realizing he never logged out after looking at those Quiz Bowl questions...]

"So this is what sex feels like!!!"

Except he never has both hands free during one of his orgasms.

For a dude that has probably worn a sport coat every day since birth, buttoning all the buttons on his jacket... smh...

God, how much more would the SEC hate this guy if he was a brother? The Auburn gif would have ended with pitchforks and a rope ...