God, it's almost like they're from central casting.

"I wish I could affirmative action my black ass to another beat."

Nobody sitting in the nosebleeds at AT$T Park is poor, I assure you.

"You're with me, Julie."

This has been one hell of a thread.

I'm 30. As a kid in the early-mid 90s I can attest to reading comic books and listening/glancing up at SportsCenter repeats all day throughout the summer. The ESPN of my youth was one of the only things I watched. Now I can't fucking stand to turn it on.

Ditto, Broncos 'nother Broncos fan here. I almost feel like McDaniels was a coup by Belicheat - given the fact that Shanahan was the only AFC coach who could repeatedly beat the Pats. McDaniels comes in, dynamites the team, then splits to coach against us in the playoffs. I would like nothing more than to cunt-punt…

Goodell: I have lots of native american friends who aren't offended by that word, in fact they've re-appropriated it. They be all like, "Redskin this and Redskin that. Redskin don't trip. Yo, my Redskin!" You never hear that standup by Chris Runningrock? Back me up here Redskin Jim.

Not the groom.

Ditto, I thought Spacey was great. Bosworth as Lois Lane, Cyclops as the third wheel, and the ham-handed addition of Baby Superkid really ruined it for me.

Damn, beat me to it.

Her?

Powdered Whig

A "case of beer" refers to the packaging of the beer, not necessarily a number (usually 12 or 24). Summer Shandy's largest packaging is a 12-bottle case of beers.

Gregggggg?

You "spend some time on the Hill," and you call them "full-state Senators" instead of "U.S. Senator," or just, "Senators?"

Naturally.

It's just "I-5," bro.

I do drive. And whether I'm in California, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Nevada, or Montana, the people driving like complete assholes (either going way too slow and not letting traffic pass, or going way to fast in situations where it's inappropriate) have that goddamn little tree on their plates. Being from out of the…

Nope. The actual by-God, driving 50 mph, side-by-side down a 70 MPH stretch of I-5, or driving 90 MPH up your ass on a 55 MPH stretch over a mountain pass Oregon drivers. You are the fucking worst.