I look forward to reading these every week. Thanks, Tracie.

Somebody struggles with sarcasm.

We see it on reality TV, where older women who dare to express sexuality are mocked as predatory and absurd "cougars."

Yeah, imagine how much better we would have been this year had Josh McDaniels not taken a massive shit in our front office.

HA! Good spot.

Does ESPN hate its own audience?

These folks haven't been this happy since The Biggest Loser came to town.

Seriously, though, anyone else blown away that this guy would grow up with a penchant for distributing unsolicited dong-shots?

Oh the jorts! Good gawdawmighty the jorts!

Looked like ball three to me.

A's Bro is sooooo lost right now.

This is great and all, but dude has some pretty weird form there. I can't imagine he's much of a shot putter. Guess he makes up for it by being that much more of a great guy.

Dick Vitale better take it easy, after all those chicken wings, a man his age can't get too worked up about stuff.

I dunno, I thought what he said on Facebook about the Boston Marathon bombings was pretty sweet.

That and the crunchy suburban castaway chick chanting "fuck the police," at the end. Shit is so hard in Santa Cruz.

That handle is fantastic.

If by "visiting some of the Boston Marathon bombing victims" you mean trying to bang a couple nurses at the same time, then yes, this story is accurate.

Deadspin, we'll make catty remarks about your journalistic standards, up until you fire a kid who starts his live broadcast with "gay ... fucking shit" and then proceeds to go downhill from there.

I have you say, you've been on fire this afternoon.

+1, and yet we bros take an insurance dig for being total bros.