Russell: How 'bout Minnesota? I could be one of them purple-people eaters.

Nice. I think this one's my favorite. The RGIII one comes close, though.

Wait, Bill Callahan is still getting work?

Plenty of people are trying to go to Sacramento, every November-or-so, in even-numbered years.

To be fair, everyone thinks their kids are great.

+1

Jennifer, I mean this with the utmost respect and class:

'nother great year for New England fan, huh? Got to watch the B&B Boys crap the bed, yet again.

I'm sorry, I thought this was Deadspin.com

So went the second thing the Falcons started but couldn't finish that day ...

+1

Somebody rode the short rooter's bus to the game.

Chevy - If you pay taxes, you own this car already

I just want to watch the shit out of The Kroll Show right now.

+1

+1

Nah. They probably would have just been shot.

Damn, 6 million Jews equipped with bear arms, vs. the Nazis? Shit would go down like a Peter Jackson movie.

Man, to make fun of a guy with cancer your soul would have to be as cool as the other side of the pillow.

Ha. Nice.