MaxScherzersBlueEye
MaxScherzersBlueEye
MaxScherzersBlueEye

The “honorary Buckingham Palace staffer” has been formally identified as Lady Susan Hussey, one of Elizabeth II’s “ladies-in-waiting” (posho speak for “unpaid PA rewarded via exposure”).

Roy Wood, Jr. is a legitimate talent with a singular voice and I hope to God he does something else with his time.

Tyne Daily.  What a laugh-fest that would be.

Hire a replacement host with the last name “Daily”, problem solved! 

It’s also about getting rid of that corner of rap culture that says kill or be killed.  Then again, I’m old enough to remember when rap was fun(ny) and not about who is the hardest.

What about those nice boys from the AZ militia that watched over voter drop boxes?

Sir this is a Wendy’s

the ‘fail’ rate of FedEx and UPS is multiple magnitudes higher than the USPS, regardless of the anecdotal evidence you just remember off the top of your head of a fractional number of incidents.

It’s the color. If the mailboxes were Reagan Red, they’d be safe.

unrelated but lightly related tangent: the dick’s(detective’s) name had to be andre dawson. my second favorite player ever after vlad sr. it couldnt have been the same as trevor bauer or some other asshole ballplayer. even mark mcgwire or barry bonds. no he shares a name with the hawk. oh well...

Neely should be axed for this, in his comments about all of this (that were made this morning) it was obvious that the Bruins didn’t even bother trying to contact Meyer-Carothers’s family in their “vetting” process. It is pretty clear why no one tried to sign Miller (one would only have to do a Google search) after

The players were against this and the fans were disappointed too. This is ENTIRELY on Bruins management. It’s not like they were desperate either, they’re first in the league right now and playing well. They either screwed this up to a mind-bogglingly clownish degree by not researching the player at all, or they did

Brittany seems to be in a good place now and seems keen on healing herself and moving forward. I don’t peg her as a narcissist and she seems to be invested in giving her children a good life.  

It comes from children A: being treated as a product, a trademark which is owned by a corporation, not a living, breathing person and human being. So ‘the product’ is being told how to behave, what to wear, how to look, what to say etc, all as to conform to the corporation’s needs and desires (IE: making shitloads of

It’s really nice seeing someone like Selena Gomez openly address her long term issues with mental health and the unique stress that being a child entertainer places on a person as they become an adult. There are unsettling beliefs in society that both children and celebrities are endlessly resilient, and it creates a

Sometimes fans of celebrity deaths like to go deep.

Damn I was hoping it was a Beyond Thunderdome Tina Barbie with a base that plays ‘We Don’t Need Another Hero’ when you press a button.

This is a weird angle to take considering Murray’s record of behavior is decades old—it’s not a new development. He’s sometimes nice, in particular to fans, he’s sometimes a jerk, in particular to coworkers. Admittedly I’m not a fan (which is not a declaration of animus, it just means I’m not a fan), so I’m not one

Remember how this all started with an AVClub bait-and-switch headline that implied Aziz Ansari was the guilty party?

“Of the two of them he was better than Chevy Chase” is a great attempt at defending someone.