prices can only go up from here everyone says before 2008.

“But teacher, you forgot to assign homework."

“Just remember that there’s no such thing as a bubble.”

Snitches get stitches, gas is too damn expensive.

Having read the coverage, I would’ve said that Naomi’s outfit and entrance were over the top for a memorial but she knew exactly who she was honoring and what he would’ve appreciated.

“How DARE YOU speak the truth about me ~IN PUBLIC~ every time something good is happening for me!!!! I mean!!! How am I supposed to MOVE ON and rehabilitate myself/my image!!! Especially after apologizing with a stunning lack of empathy due to my narcissism!!

Quite the achievement. Robin Williams is notoriously hard to confuse these days.

It’s basically just “Pimp My Ride: The House Edition” when it comes to bullshit. It’s hilarious to me that basically all of the cars ended up being un-drivable. I did love that one time when Xzibit showed up at a dorky white kid’s house and he got excited and said “Oh my god, DMX!”

The brilliant thing about Redman’s episode was that it was both relatable and aspirational — at least for teens and people in their early 20s.

His one segment carried the entire series imo. I still get a laugh when I remember the image of him rubbing the 2 wires together to make the doorbell ring.

We could all stand to be a little more like Redman. 

Good to know, especially since Redman’s episode is the only one I remember and probably for the reason of it feeling like he was being straight up.

More concretely, the New York-Newark-Jersey City major metropolitan area tops this year’s ranking for most minorities behind on their rent [1].

This is what happens when you interview with the express purpose of weeding out “thinkers”. You get idiots who see people in a store and think “robbers” instead of noticing the fact that they are putting stock BACK, not taking it.

Jon Welner, the city’s mayor, says that despite the tainting incident, he’s happy to see it resolved outside of court.

I like how we cram chickens on top of each other by the thousands like some sort of avian ball pit, then I’m the bad guy for a bird feeder.

For the one grey trying to dismiss racial profiling here, one just has to examine whether a white couple would have faced the same situation while working in their store at night.

Hornets and wasps ruin everything. Mosquitoes too.

This is bad information.

No. 1000% No. This is bad information.