MaxScherzersBlueEye
MaxScherzersBlueEye
MaxScherzersBlueEye

Good humanitarian service right there!

yep. recycling needs to be limited to Aluminum, steel/other metals, and paper and in that order.

The car batteries need friends

I just throw them in the ocean.

Paint the peanuts tan and leave them outside for the squirrels.

That’s why it’s better to make a pile outside and burn it off!

How to reuse packing peanuts:

Hey Spanfeller! Go forever fuck yourself!

G/O Media

I know people have been saying Gawker Media-G/O Media is going down the drain for at least 10 years, but the recent departures really were the death knell of these websites.

I’ve never seen someone shoot themselves in the foot so many times in so few paragraphs. That he thought this would be a positive is... well, just further proof he’s a total ass.

But this isn’t new from Denzel. He’s always had this ‘ole school conservatism’ personalitu as preached by Booker T., Elijah Muhammad, the King family (MLK’s parents), Coretta’s family, Malcolm, Garvey etc. So I understand where Denzel Washington is coming from. And frankly, this inclusion & diversity thing can be

Step 0.1 was left out:

First, you have to make sure your existing shower floor is in good shape.”

Think of all the train operators the MTA could hire with the $100 million a year the city spends paying off the victims of the NYPD.

Not even a full week and I’m already tired of this motherfucker.

Nah that would violate their freedoms or something. Police brutality in NYC about to spike. Keep your cameras ready.

The cop thinks the solution to everything is more cops. This shit is so dumb you couldn’t even make it up. 

Re: “Lack of Books” - I feel of two minds on this. Because I feel like books are meant to primarily be read, not displayed, and bookcases are meant to primarily be storage, not decor. Like, sure, display your books in a way that makes them and your home look nice, but you shouldn’t only display them for that purpose.

Backdoor effort to promote a show on the Simpsons, why I would never think that is a possibility.

“Thing I Didn’t Know Before Looking at Wikipedia: the show ended because Peppard didn’t want his wife getting more money in the divorce.”