here’s a story thats true, to restore your faith in reality: selma blair kissed my arm once.

I read somewhere that “everyone eventually gets the face that they deserve”. Think about the old folks in your life and how the happy ones seem beautiful, but you can see the angry crazy ones from a mile away.

Yeah, at the pace I’ve seen housekeepers going, picking up tips all over the place while cleaning must be more annoying than joy inducing. Unless you left so many stacks that it’s a life altering amount just leave your tip and note on the bed and go. Actually, even if you leave stacks make them easy to find.

And what if, after the 4th or 5th little tip-let, they start getting paranoid they’re not going to find it all?

I have a very strong stomach, but I found this incredibly disturbing and triggering. I didn’t know I could react to something the way this hit me.

Its also the kind of thing a rich neurotic clean-freak might do. “If I put money everywhere, they’ll have to clean it all! Muahahaha!”

Exactly. The whole “tip treasure hunt” thing just stinks of “sing for your supper, peasant.” Marie Antoinette’s like, “Damn! Wish I’d thought of that.”

I’m assuming this is rhetorical, because I can think of about 10 guys off the top of my head who would love to see a “feminist” sexually abused and humiliated.

I’m picturing a stereotypical movie tough guy stabbing open a kilo of Parmesan and licking a sample off the end of the knife like a 90s action movie.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

[checks pro-football-reference.com]

I am in awe of Cody Rhodes.

This guy was in lower midcard hell for years as Stardust and had a ceiling in WWE of “Dolph Ziggler” (at best).

But he took a chance on himself and left WWE and in the process has become a much bigger star.

Cody will come back to WWE one day (they all will) and when that day comes he’ll be…

Since it’s in Chicago, cue the people thinking CM Punk is going to show up

Is this a most white white guy contest? Because I used to drink Zima.

DB Cooper, is that you?

Sadly, Paul Kariya has no recollection of ever winning or donating the rings. In unrelated news, Scott Stevens has yet to account for his whereabouts over the last few days or why he rented a U-Haul.

This was more of a commentary of how ass-backwards London is. He’s probably had to deal with a load of racist bullshit growing up too.

... where he was president of the Muslim Student Association in high school.

This makes Kadri instantly the most educated person to come from London, ON.

No Indian mom is ever going to let you get away with that shit!