My Hall of the Mountain King knowledge comes from that classically trained tv show — Supernatural

I grew up in northern NJ so my DR/PR understanding is pretty good in general, but I’ve gone to other places in America and been able to understand and speak extremely basic words back and people around me are like HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING? and I’m like, bro, I grew up on 90s WCW Latino World Order & Eddie…

1) lean cut of brisket.
2) kill baby Hitler.

Yeah, that sounds right.

so he and Mojo are tag-teaming, right?

I have answered my own question —sorta — the front of it says Muhammad Ali so it now makes a little bit more sense, even though we’re back to “do I really want Ali/Dr King selling me stuff?”

I know I’ll be in the greys (please save me, Bobby!) but did anyone else notice and then go .... wait what.... that Bradley Cooper’s jacket has an American flag & a Filipino flag underneath it? Is this a fashion thing? I mean, neither one of them is filipino/a

I’m disappointed no one has made a “Enough is enough and it’s time for a change!” joke. Where art tho Batista Thumbs Up?

I’m sure the other Pokeman care about Chimera

as a white woman, who does not wear pink hats or was part of the 53%, I’m sitting here sobbing in the dark. God, Jimmy Brooks you really know how to pull on the heart-strings and rip them out of a chest cavity.

I am, as always, late to the party. Here is a newer Taking Back Sunday song but I really like it:

It’s not as secretive as you’d think if you are a white person who knows what to look out for, but yeaaah.

we are still being paid in karma bucks for all of those Scott Stevens hits, unfortunately.

How dare you think that the douchecanoe that is Michael Rapaport is the same person as Vinnie from Doogie Howser.
(PS comments, please don’t pop that childhood 80s bubble if it turns out the actor who plays Vinnie is a jerk. I know he’s not popular enough to really be doing anything so I need to hold onto that one…

I am not a fan of the Penguins, but my aunt is (stupid Mario, you ruin everything), so I have gone to many, many Pens games when they’ve come to town and I’ve always enjoyed Flower the most out of all the scrubs that they’ve had over the years to either try and protect Sid or to set up Sid.

I feel that’s just how Britta wears her clothes in RL.

Yes, I just referred to her character as part of real life, but some of that is because I do believe the “we really are in the darkest timeline” Abed meme was really someone using a time machine to warn us of 2017.

No one is allowed to talk about the ending of the series with me in my house. No one.

IT DID, DAN. IT ACTUALLY DID (ok sure parts of the city are on fire, but) THIS DID END WELL

if she was a good person, she wouldn’t have constantly belittled and been a dick to Marshall and his dumb potato Midwestern ways. Of course, I realize, that all of those characters on that show were garbage but still.

I would like to raise you a NWHL Connecticut Whale team jersey