MaxScherzersBlueEye
MaxScherzersBlueEye
MaxScherzersBlueEye

I’m also here for Kevin Nash grabbing his crotch after the verbal shot at him. Oh TNA. What you coulda been. #PreachJoe

We, as an online community, tend to talk so much shit about Cena as a face, but even at his worst HI KIDS! DO IT FOR AMERICA AND THE MARINES he’ll never be 1/8th as bad as Orton is.

Orton/Mahal was so so so so bad because I really don’t understand how I’m supposed to cheer the guy who because his former wrestler dad & wrestling!uncle got beat up, he threatened to beat up Jindar’s grandma.

I know Randal sucks on the mic but that was just something so stupidly jarring that it soured me completely

my best friend & I used to do a lot of indy wrestling & con stuff back in the day (really only from like 2003 - 2007, but still) and we went to a con last year and decided to go see Heenan and then when we saw how he looked we decided we needed to buy things and you could tell he was so fucking happy to have people

I bought mine at the mall and it’s pretty damn soft and good. I am sorry that The Internet was shitty to you because it’s a really surprisingly good pillow.

I bought mine at the mall and it’s pretty damn soft and good. I am sorry that The Internet was shitty to you because

Maine Coons are the Kings (or Queens) of the Fuck You Fuck Cats though. I enjoy cats (I am allergic and they are aware because they always are) and I am petrified of them.

every time max scherzer has a perfect or near perfect game, there’s a tiny part of me that sighs and goes remember when matt harvey v max scherzer was the matchup for that one asg? and then no one answers me back because all my mets fan family are dead at this point too.

I’m a 30-something year old lady wrestling fan. All of this is to preface my next sentence so it doesn’t sound SUPER CREEPY. I once played with Balls Mahoney’s son at a show (Balls fucking loved that kid) because he took a liking to me and it is one those things that just rips my fucking heart apart to know that he

Also always use the Do Not Disturb sign up but for a week I left it up in a tiny “doesn’t get a lot of people who stay more than a day” Chain Hotel in KY and every day the cleaning crew and the staff were like ARE YOU SURE YALL ARE OK? and I very much felt that besides the generic South Hospitality (and that they were

as a Jersey girl who tends to also get annoyed at the whole “why is the only team that is proud to be NJ the fucking Devils?!?!” stupidity, I’m most amused that you really think 80K fans would show up for the Giants (no matter where they were playing).

But, hey, at least we’ve (and the Jets) got this going for us.

niece & great-granddaughter if you also mean the Maras Who Also Own(ed) The Steelers, because yeah it’s a messed up tree.

+1 and also for your kinja name because I think I’m in love with it

I thought that was Justin Credible though

William Regal’s Sexy Britsh Wrench has taught us that even “put (x) into a dress” can actually get over. Also, Santina, but we don’t talk about her.

it depends. Some of the older people in the community still aren’t super ok with it, but a lot of young people do use it (especially in contexts such as gender fluidity because then instead of explaining exactly what they like/who they are, ‘queer’ is a much more blanket term)

Soccer is not my thing, but I starred you so that more people can see this.

every year they are at the MLB All Star Game fanfest (they have a booth and sometimes do Q&As) and every year I make sure to visit them because even if you hear the same story 20 times, it’s ALWAYS a great story to hear 20 times. I wish they all were my grandmas, especially Maybelle.

From the Rodney King beatings, as said by Greatest 80s ‘Comedian’ Who Wasn’t A Russian, Bobcat Goldthwait: “If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me!”

Thank you for this interview. Corey Long is a real American hero.

it’s like the time Oprah came to Newark (NJ) for a 2 or 3 day seminar, I was so happy, so excited and it was something like $600 and I was OH COME ON O. COME ON.

one of the guys I follow on twitter always talks about a monorail and every time I laugh and then pause and think about how great that would really be (and not just for the “there’s a Shelbyville in TN!” jokes)