Jesus man, at least Sarah Silverman had the decency to greet us.

Serious question, please forgive my earlier shot at Rutgers, that was uncalled for.

A Ph.D. from Rutgers?

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Spotting an addict is the last thing a Raiders fan sees before he dies.

It's like going to a mall

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First time a story involving an erratic hunter clipping guys in the proper position doesn't include Dick Cheney.

They were completely unrelated, fortunately. Left knee had the subluxations, right knee is missing the ACL.

Wow, that's cool amazing what they can do now.

When I was in high school I had 23 subluxations of my left knee cap (it pops out and then pops back in real fast, different from a dislocation where it stays out). Had a major surgery to fix the problem. Those sucked, am still uneasy about stepping on an uneven surface when running and it has been almost 15 years…

Pretty much anything goes these days. I always wear jeans and a t-shirt and bring a fleece since the temp can very from freezing to suffocating levels of hell.

Everything on this list:

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Please, synthetically laced balls have been a part of the NFL since Lyle Alzado was around.

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Williams will then head out for a military bootcamp experience, sort of like his own "training camp experience."

If Nadal is looking for advice on how an athlete deals with not being able to handle ATP he should call Jay Cutler.

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