Bob loved Myra so much he can't stand to be apart from her. Which is why he went out and found someone that most closely resembles her corpse.

It doesn't take an Ernest & Young auditor to realize those numbers don't jive.

Still not as enjoyable as the expanded Olympic Travel Lane the USA Men's Basketball team will be using.

when you hear the skull smacking into the floor often enough

$1,000,000 for the work of some brick masons?

Now, look closer.

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I hope this family doesn't get one dollar from their fucking Youtube Adsense account.

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NFL Head Injury Safety Guide

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The Big 10 also announced it was spilting into 3 Divisions, effectively immediately: Legends, Leaders, and Lewdsters

A four-year bowl ban.

YES

You would think Palumbo, of all people, would know better than to cross Sabres.

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30 patches = $100,000,000?

Shit, I laughed