“Darrell Hammond playe[d] Jesse Jackson for years, but no blackface.”

Kimberly Guilfoyle really goes the extra mile to show everyone why it didn’t work out between her and Gavin Newsom.

I actually think Tom would vote for Cory Booker, because he’s dating Rosario Dawson, and game respect game.

yeah, france has never had an issue with blackface

Already knew this was going to be here:

John sighs to Tahani before their day of ultimate pampering, thus vying with Britta Perry for the “high on your own drama” NBC quality sitcom title.

This conspiracy theory is absolutely my shit right now. Trump loves UK Sudafed based on evidence from the motherfucking taco salad photo. Love living in 2019

The Bortles reveal is what has me convinced there’s something up with Janet. The Bad Place did something to her (or replaced her) on the train last week and she’s just not the same. She dumped Jason, then kicked him in the nuts while he was down. That’s not the Janet we’ve all come to know and love.

What Chidi ask of Simone is basically a version of Pascal’s wager. There is no way to prove if she’s right - and it’s all in her head - or not but she’s should act as if they are real. If they aren’t real it doesn’t matter how she behaves either way. If they are she’s being a jerk to them and it doesn’t cost her much…

Like the world’s greatest alien explorer, the show has two hearts.

Every writer and director who wants to make a biopic should be forced to watch Walk Hard at least 5 times before they’re allowed to proceed.

Yep, there’s no demographic group closely associated with Judy Garland besides old people. [Puts finger to earpiece.] Who? Them? Oh, so that’s what “friend of Dorothy” means!

Are you eight years old? 

He “wanted to be like Mike,” but copied the wrong thing.

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

For the first writer: Watch The Good Place. The central question of this show is exactly what you’re talking about. There are some phenomenal discussions about what it means to be a good person and the motivations for being a good person. You could alternately get a lot of these discussions by reading the books that…

Dude said he will be attending a game in Florida. Whether it is the Marlins or Rays, he can leave the glove at home.  The odds are he won’t ever catch a ball on the fly, and when it lands, he can walk past the dozens of empty seats and pick the ball up with his bare hand.

Re: Kabbadi: You left out the most important part: It’s STEAL THE BACON but you have to hold your breath!

him and Kristen Stewart always look simultaneously both hot and the most exhausted. Twilight 5ever.