I think it's Caesar Flickerman from the Hunger Games:

That's wonderful!

I'm seeing her in September!!! I am soooo excited! [insert unintelligible noises of glee here]

Is that Zenon (Girl of the 21st Century)? The pregnant one in the navy dress?

Clearly everyone needs to watch this video on sexual harassment in the workplace:

I thought this article was going to be about Mary Martin.

You're black to me. I however am stuck in the greys...

Franch.

That's actually not a real Mark Twain quote. But, it's still one I tell visiting friends...

But if they're no longer in 6B, what will happen to Downton Sixby?

Snaps!

I love that gif!

You are correct. Jason Street was #6.

Just finished reading it. Maggie Gyllenhaaaaal is who I pictured.

You just described me perfectly and now I'm nervous. I'm going to make a doctor's appointment, but could you let me know what the treatment is, if there is one? I just thought it was the bad luck genetic card I was dealt, not an actual condition!

This is my favorite.

Of course he is! As you know, he "helped start the Kardashians", and nothing says classy (correction: "klassy") like the Kardashians.

Well, no one raises kids in San Francisco anymore. There are maybe 12 of us who actually grew up within the city limits. Here are a few reasons:

What a hilarious thing to say.

This. I went to UPenn for two years before leaving to work in politics because I hated that school's culture. Now I'm back in school at CCSF, planning to transfer to a UC or other state school. When people in class I ask where I went to school I'll say "in Philadelphia" because I've gotten so many odd responses when…