Matzenegger
Matzenegger
Matzenegger

When in doubt, it’s offensive.

I wonder how this OLED strip will work when you’re running Bootcamp Windows.

That’s not entirely true. They have been diligently axing useful ports and replacing them with new ports that will hopefully hit mainstream when you’re ready to upgrade again.

Ok, slimmer iPhone, larger pixels in the camera sensor... Now PLEASE announce a new MBP at this event, will you?

Puke everywhere.

You tried to make Katy Perry hurriedly whipping frozen grapes at my face sound like a bad time, and you came close, but you ultimately failed.

That’s Whirlpool’s specialty. So many plants shut down while I worked there, even when the company turned greater profits every year.

I don’t have data on this, but from experience I’d say that wood-fired ovens are the norm. The pizza industry is very different from that in the US.

Now hold on a sec. 1,800 pizzas a day does seem like waaay too few. Sao Paulo has basically a pizza joint for every block.

Since we’re burning Vitas now, how about we start burning Vita memory cards to go with?

Since we’re burning Vitas now, how about we start burning Vita memory cards to go with?

Plus, the LED is a kid magnet. I gave up playing with my twin 2 yr old boys around because they get so fascinated with the color changing light.

It does look like dungeon crawling now could actually be fun!

I can picture a porn version of that when only part of Jon Snow rises.

He’s like Star Wars’ own Kim Jong Un.

Well, here’s hoping that the NX will replace the new 3DS and I make it without getting one.

If only you were consulted before Gizmodo and all those scientists made fools of themselves...

Usually we get a lead up to these kind of news, like, “Foxconn is in talks to buy Sharp”... But this one was a little blunt.

The government itself. Leave it to the next guys.

Half-life 3... Cancelled.