For fuck’s sake, you dipshit, which one is it?? Are you Mike Tolbert or not?

I don’t understand how any of this helps me make $40/hr working from home using Google.

I Used This One Weird Trick to Know Those Stories Were Fake.

His brother, Kal, was always the sturdy one.

If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”

Uncertainty over whether to vote for him or his brother.

“Matt Barnes was robbed.”

Just how they Drew it up.

Thanks Obama.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

He was 40.

And I thought the strongest reactions to the Rams leaving St. Louis were posted this morning.

Wow.

This is the worst comment of all time.

That was the saddest game in NFL history.

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

I like this guy.