Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

I’m pissed that I missed the deadline for submissions.

Never forget that they once had two QBs named Billy Joe at the same time. That knowledge makes them suck perpetually.

Not to mention JJ Watt does a pretty convincing diva.

Tough but fair.

before I was born, my father had an offer for an academic full ride to UCLA, or a hockey scholarship to Ohio U.....Being Canadian, he picked OU, where he met my mom—subsequently marrying her and moving to her home town of... Cleveland.

They had helmets on and it was mostly slap-fighting, but the Deion/Rison fight has always been a favorite of mine.

Seriously, this guy is never not smiling. Remember when he got in the car accident? Got out smiling.

“Hit me like that again and you’ll know something.”

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

Whatever, Samer. At least they’re helping me get rid of my old Ed Hardy shirts too.

“So what am I supposed to do if I’m supermanning some ho, and this other bitch wants me to eat her out while sticking a bottle of Crystal into some other hoochie’s coo-coo?”

Fascinating!

Terrible impression. Shot 100%.

I can’t wait to see this image stolen for a shitty “get ripped in 5 days with this one amazing trick!” ad.

Vikings PR Flack: Hey, AP, we’re thinking about tweeting out this picture. What do you think?

AP: “Stay here. Daddy is about to do what he does best.”

Donald Trump admires their lack of self-awareness.

Oh, so now AP is giving tongue lashings?