"HNIC," short for "Head Nigger in Charge."

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

Hey. Hey, you. Hey!

I'm gonna be sad when all the QBs who were in ESPN NFL 2k5 retire.

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

RIP, pro career of Marcus Mariota.

He's going to D.C. with Durant.

@kevinlove: Stop trying to find a way to OPT-OUT and just OPT-IN. Be apart of something special! Just my thoughts

and try to tell me you don't with you were him right now. You can't!

*your experience may differ

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

[pass me another cinnamon] Roll Tide!

No worries Trent, your career still has life...

Reporter: Any comment on Woodbury's repeated eye poking?

You know what they say: You can't spell Iowa, without "Ow my fucking I."

Best offense is a better defense:

From Homie to Bro: The Legend of the Cornball Brother.

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.