Thankfully Cutler's kids won't have to deal with this, although that's because they died of polio as toddlers.

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

"Wanna scream?"

Only if Kobe goes to Colorado

I'm sure the woman with the enormous African bird of prey on her shoulder was thrilled about the frenzy of excitement and camera flashes from onlookers. After all, the best way to calm a flying de-eyeballing machine is plenty of confusion and sudden movements.

A warning.

Her dignity.

What in the fuck is in the bottom of her tub?

Is there a Back to the Drawing Board Kid?

I asked this acting District Chief why the driver was transported to Vanderbilt Medical Center if he was deceased upon extrication. He told me, "Basically because he was Rob Bironis [sic]." He then left the scene.

The Nuggets have always been very good at trolling. Why, just last week I saw former Nugget Allen Iverson camped out under a bridge.

"Shhh, just let it happen" is inappropriate, and it's not something that you want to represent Martin with.

You know a shirt is offensive when no one says a thing about the racist depiction of a bullfucked Native American that's front and center. Especially with the "We take what we want" language, you could write a dissertation on this shirt.

11.Left talents in South Beach. Finding decent movers in Miami is a bitch.

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If being bald and unable to put on muscle meant you had cancer, the Hasselbeck brothers would've died 15 years ago.

The league signed off on the game because of how realistic it is. To this day, the Jacksonville Jaguars are routinely faced with 3rd and 30 situations.

New Orleans has objected, asserting that it's unreasonable to expect fans going abroad for one game to learn a second language.

She is absolutely disgusting. I mean, there wasn't even any peanut butter on it.