In Lou's defense, to him, they really do all look the same:

Abdullah, Muhammed they're Allah the Salam thing to me

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

The toxicology report also noted his 0.218 put him single-handedly ahead of the Jaguars in the race for the AFC South crown.

I will miss Rob Beeronas. This is a good response.

All real men know if you really believe something, you should make sure you support it anonymously in a letter.

"Don't you mean 'Ru-Ru pile'?" - George O'Leary

If I understand this letter correctly, RR is not offended by the word c*nt, just offended when it is used to refer to something that's not actually a woman.

That's a long way to go just to call her a cunt. Isn't that what Twitter is for?

I'm beginning to think the conduct of people affiliated with NFL teams isn't held to the same standard as that of average citizens.

Giving Peyton a run for his money...

No, the Dart SRT should be the Hellkitty. Sell it in Japan as the Hellokitty.

Charger SRT could be the Hellcougar. Sell it to 40 year old women that never really got over Guns N Roses & Motley Crue.

Viper SRT could be the Hellion, and have Judas priest playing on full blast at all times.

It's a dumb rule, but still the correct call:

Ummm....running 50 yards away from the play to take a bow is and has always been worth a 15-yarder in the NCAA. Yeah, Pac-12 refs suck ass but that dude is a moron and cost his team the game.

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

More interesting would be a ranking of NFL Blitz plays.

NBA Jam Players, ranked by how much fun it is to shout their names:

This is horseshit.

Hornets should be higher - they don't look so hot on paper now, but Grandmama & Gill had great ratings and were always on the most-picked team list. And Skiles was terrible, but Shaq was such a force of nature he could hold his own basically by himself (and do front-flip dunks).

It's surprisingly painless to boycott the NFL, on Thursday nights.