Mission Control is worse. They replaced the desktop previews at the top of the screen with the words “Desktop 1” etc . You only get the actual desktop preview if you move your mouse up there. Annoying when you have a bottom right ‘hot corner’

Whose disgusting football chin is this?

I get the comparison between these two, but Lil Wayne’s features were on a whole other level back then.

I count 11.

You forgot "Being hit by a car" at the top of the list.

This guy reminds me of Charlie's uncle in Its Always Sunny.

Photoshop Contest:

How does he drop the ball? He's a soccer goalie with literally one job to do. I don't care how hard you get hit, you can not let go of the ball. And to lay motionless on the field for over a minute is embarrassing. Soccer players are such pussies.

Yes I got that too. I thought it was pretty funny. Thinking about it. They really are not important warnings. They are warnings to incidents that have happened the night before or even days before. Its not important information. There is nothing anyone can do at that point.

What ever happened to "Stick and stones may hurt my bones..."?

This graph is not correct. What are the labels signifying? You can not relate two variables (time and number of requests) with multiple categories (close friends, random associates etc) with one line graph. It is impossible. What percent of the peak friend requests are from close friends? We do not know.

How were they allowed on the field wearing non NFL apparel over their jerseys? Doesn't anyone at the NFL approve the uniforms before they step on the field? I mean we know they do.

Still don't know how he caught this one

What ever happened to that Bristol Metrics thing Deadspin used to do? I miss that.

Good thing, anyone who is a soccer fan in the US is gay.

My Nokia N800 internet tablet. It was awesome. Great specs for ~2007 but no developer support so there wasnt much to do outside of web browsing. And then the iPhone came.

Why will his comeback be more difficult? Unless he kissed Wendy Peppercorn, he can still train in any public pool.