Defenders (preferably the 110, because wagon)

There is a certain point where you do have too much money and at that point you can and will do whatever you want.

It impresses me.

What?! Who says it that way (like dinosaur)? We need to find them and smack them.

Forgive me if I am not up to date, by why exactly are these rims $1,000,000? Do they weigh like a pound each, made from unobtanium?

Rover SD1 3.5.

Rover SD1 3.5.

I'm from Boston, when i see a Mass State Police car on the side of the road, my asshole puckers. They pull you over if you fart funny, and ticket you for it.

That thing is pure sex. I want one.

I've rebuilt the engine in a 1988 Toyota Corolla and a 1997 Saturn SC2 (pictured).

GIS never fails to deliver.

Yeah because we're totally spending nothing in Afghanistan right now.

If only jalopnik was looking for a 14 year old enthusiast in northern Virginia who has written a few articles about how to make teens ( like myself) interested in driving like they used to be And only dreams about them one day being on jalopnik... One day..

If you'd be willing to make an exception for someone who could spend three hours per day on skype/a chat program, I'm an experienced writer who would love to write for you, but c'est la vie.

Would rather have this racing suit, which I shopped myself into already:

C'était un rendez vous 1976.