/Messi completes simple pass

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

That’s a shame, I guess we’ll never get to see these guys freak out again.

A lot of this stuff (such as the ‘Damage Referee’) seem more like shifting blame onto end users rather than actually, I don’t know, spending money on dedicated servers or fixing their archaic matchmaking system that is broken as fuck.

Case closed, since clearly you're friends with everyone.

If this happened with StarCraft: Ghost, my wildest dreams will have come true.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

The Cut Content Group: “Because the Frame Rate Police weren’t embarrassing enough.”

To think that March 22nd marks the series’ 20th anniversary... and what do we get? Umbrella Corps. Yay.

That’s what I was thinking. “It’s, uh, for my girlfriend. You can’t see them underneath jeans, right?”

Countdown to a video of two people having sex in a snowbank while wearing only Buffalo Bills jerseys in 3..2...

you have everything backwards. you’re not tied to a physical copy, because it’s physical you can do whatever you want with it. if it’s a big game that sold lots of copies then the price will go down, therefore if the disc breaks then no big deal since you can just buy another for $5-$10.

ok, on this one there’s dickery from both sides. The little boy on the bike who thinks public roads are his own personal race track should have had his license suspended at most.

I have respect for law enforcement, but what happened here does not paint cops in a good light.

It occurs that my last paragraph could come off as me sounding all curmudgeonly about Fire Emblem in general. I’m not! I adore Fire Emblem. I fondly remember being utterly absorbed by Sacred Stones’ extremely long epilogue (I didn’t let a single character die) during a childhood family holiday dinner. I’m that kind of…