Finally.

Ryu for the Wii U.

So we all have certain games we’re “embedded” with, and the goal is to cover them as closely as possible/for our coverage to show games as a ongoing, living thing. Kirk has been spearheading Destiny’s coverage, and he’s been really nailing it, I think, which is probably why our muscle there stands out. Couple that…

Why does everyone refer to “No Land Beyond” as Destiny’s worst gun? Worst PVE gun maybe, but it’s one of Destiny’s best PVP guns especially if you reload cancel which they where doing in the video.

I WAS IN THE POOL

If this was announced after The Dark Below, I’d be all “$40? Are you kidding?” and then I’d write some big comment about how disappointing Destiny has been.

After House of Wolves, however, I’m all “YES GOOD!” because although there are still disappointing aspects to the game, it really seems to be on an upward…

Meanwhile my generation is all like this...

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

I would hate to know you in real life.

Yeah seems like Thailand is the go to place for racist white scumbags to live out their disgusting colonial fantasies.

::JazzHands opens his journal and dips his quill in a fresh pot of ink. He pauses, gazing out the small gray, foggy square of light from his single window, as if to collect his thoughts. He writes::

All that stupid chatter (“LICK IT NOOOOW” “SPIT ON THAT”) sounds almost staged, like they wanted to be caught doing the naughty. Or maybe that’s just what sheltered 20-somethings who watch bad porn think sex really sounds like.

So basically, this is the tamest trip to Thailand in history

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

You should.

Destiny, a video game in which you travel space saying “holy shit House of Wolves is amazing!”

HOLY CRAP.