The music is fucking amazing.

C3 PO'ed.

She's a sex demon. I don't think she cares about being politically correct.

It must be a special night in Pittsburgh. I've never seen them wearing blue and black jerseys before.

Shorter version, if you just want the list of the list of what she says are "Eight things developers can do to make games less shitty for women", paraphrased from my notes... not that a lot of this pertain to action games and probably make more sense if you're thinking about first and third-person shooters, the Arkham…

Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one…

Judging by your comments here, you obviously can't tell a good game from a bad game because you rely on your precious graphics.

Not only is it a port of a Wii game, its running on a handheld, therefore all the screenshots are blown up from their native resolutions, giving them that blurry effect.

"In a world where quarterbacks dominate, one man dares to still carry the ball. When only one yard stands between victory and defeat. Sometimes the easiest call is the hardest one to make. They call him unstoppable, they call him immovable, They Call Him Beastmode."

Oh my god.

Eddie Murphy doing Bill Cosby:

"If you're Kobe, Hakeem, MJ, Shaq, then yeah you deserve that type of power. Only retired guys or a guy who has been around so long that I, Charles Barkley, played against him deserve that kinda power. Now Kareem deserves that kinda power but the thing with Kareem is no shut up Kenny the thing about Kareem is why that…

I worked in the game industry for close to 20 years. While I don't have horror stories like these, it was not exactly rosy. The first company I worked for laid me off, rehired me 9 months later, never paid me more than half the industry average salary for my position and level of experience, gave me a 10% pay cut in…

Guys don't dump friends, they just fade away. That way, who knows, down the road your interests might converge and you're friends again. It's a very elastic concept.

Spider-man 2099 was always my favorite. That would DEFINITELY be treading new ground.

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Jay's face though.