Careful, your Stripes are showing.

A bit of Armour, a turret mounted gun and you’ve got yerself an Urban Assault Vehicle! (I’ve been waiting years to say this).

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

I understand they are evil, but I’ve only had a late package once or twice and each time Amazon compensated me for it.

Tap a Pinto? Explosion.

Several states stand between us and my wife’s ‘65 Chevy Malibu SS. It'd be great to finally have a garage, time, and money to get it at least rolling again someday. 

These are fantastic, and don’t need to be restored to concourse quality to look good. I love seeing them at a hardware store with someone loading up a home repair project. I hope you are inspired to by David to get her back road worthy, and wish you the best of luck!

What an awesome looking vehicle.

It may be tough to remember anything other than the flying balls o’ death and Tall Man in Phantasm, but it had a ‘71 ‘Cuda.

Here ya go!

I’ma thrown my star achoo.

That snot real.

That was 20 minutes. Not quick.

I can award you one of my cars, but I assure you it would not be positive. 

That’s what kills me about people writing “articles” like this. What business is it of theirs how much someone chooses to give away, or who they give it to? No one made Bezos give that money away, so no matter if it was $1 or $2,000,000,000, it’s up to him to decide if and how he wants to use his money.

I don’t think ringing “20-30 times” is not giving enough time to answer- rather people weren’t answering because it’s the middle of the night and that’s a scary/dangerous time to be opening up the door to strangers

I’m assuming it walks on water and gets punctures really easily?

So the person driving hits the resume button... but it’s more like re-ZOOOOOOOOM...

There might be some details that are different, but the overall lines and body still scream Harley to me. They’re a more appealing version of Harley, sure, but it’s still Harley

Just a note, Harley doesn’t make their bikes loud/obnoxious. Try starting/running a modern Harley off the showroom floor, sounds like a Honda scooter.