I’ve been somewhere in the US where cash isn’t accepted - airplanes.

Just so you know, a 383 isn’t a big block. It’s a stroked 350 small block.

Apparently NASCAR just accidentally blew paper cups, plates and towels from pit road all over the frontstretch.

If it kills off a species it is a purely natural event.

Hahaha! Jeansus Christ. Well played.

Well, my actual favorite pen is a Waterman fountain pen, but....

Well, my actual favorite pen is a Waterman fountain pen, but....

Ehhh, I’m kind of on the fence here. On the one hand, I like smashing a burrito into my face and finding the extra gobs in my plate after to re-smash.

I work in finance and the “pay cash for everything” people really are hurting themselves. You have to look at opportunity cost and other factors before making that decision.

The whites don’t prefer that kind of dirty, menial labor.

H/T to WindAdvisory for the hookup! This is who sent the Craigslist ad to me.

If you look really carefully, in the very bottom of the outlet is a small letter, “G”.

That time in the 70’s when Bernie Ecclestone stole every revenue generating aspect of Formula 1. Greatest. Heist. Ever.

this is obviously extreme..and normal size apes are quite comfy as long as your hands are below your heart.

Faux pass

CarMax is a victim of Doug.

The hole is oval because the surface they are mounted in is at an angle different than the gauge. That’s how geometry works.

She was an employee of the company. That is the definition of getting paid.