Hell yes - I finally dumped The Walking Dead two seasons ago when I realized I hadn’t been enjoying it for a long time, but I was kind of taken aback by how much it felt like a weight had been taken off my shoulders.

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

There’s no way a high-level executive at a Disney affiliate doesn’t have multiple trusted dealers...and if he was that desperate to use an unfamiliar one, he definitely was more than a “recreational” user.

He gave his reasons. We should septum and move on.

I could not get into breaking bad because of how White treated his wife. He was a garbage person from the jump, and we’re supposed to see him as this hero who takes on the burden of illness by himself by selling drugs. Fuck off Walter. Sorry you got cancer but you’re not an awesome husband(or even decent) for lying to…

Also? Ben Stiller’s character, Michael, in Reality Bites. He’s supposed to be the lame boyfriend alternative to hot, inconsiderate, wounded musician Ethan Hawke. Stiller gets dumped on because he has a job, wears a suit, tries to be socially adept, and makes a reality TV pilot that focuses on Winona and her friends’…

Omg I have always watched that scene where she “kills the mood out of fear that he’ll spill beer on her Italian silk couch” and thought that would be me. He really would have spilled the beer. I just couldn’t let that happen. I’ve thought about that scene a lot and have tried to work against my calling as a neurotic…

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

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His dash showed he was listening to How to Save a Life by The Fray.

Dejan Lovren tried to defend Carragher’s actions on Saturday but instead somehow found a way to concede another goal.

I watched a non-major golf tournament this weekend with an interest I haven’t had in years, because Tiger was in the mix. Golf’s young-guys-who-might-do-a-thing are absolutely entertaining, but Tiger is transcendent, and the best golfer of all time. (Yes, he is. With hats tipped to the other fantastic golfers he’s…

I know it’s super crazy difficult and I know I can’t do it, but the thought of “throwing a 56 pound weight over a 20 foot tall object” sounds easy to me. One of those things where I hear it and think, “I CAN DO THAT” when there is no way I could do that. Like eating a 7 pound steak.

Minor correction - McLouth never played for the Tigers, although that interview was on FSN-Detroit. He was with Baltimore in 2013.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

I’ve heard plenty of fluent Caucasians speak Spanish before - but none with the ease and fluidity he had. You can tell he is able to think in Spanish - he’s not doing translations in his head as he’s processing a conversation. That’s what makes the difference. 

Outside of border states or places like Miami, especially in the western half of the US, 90% of the time you find a white dude who speaks Spanish he’s a Mormon who served as a missionary in a Spanish-speaking country. Nothing freaks Latinos out quite like them seeing an uber-gringo like me start dropping fluent…

Oh, totally. Juventus doesn’t have to apologize for anything. It legitimately won the match and the tie. It’s just that this loss very much fits the narrative that Tottenham still can’t quite get there even though it’s excellent. Everyone is waiting for Spurs to make the leap to the top of the Premier League table or…

Writing an entire article about this match without noting that Juventus changed formations and personnel at halftime does a disservice to the tactics of Max Allegri. Andrea Barzagli was getting torched the whole first half at right back by Son and Tottenham was attacking down that flank every chance they got. At…

Now that Spurs are out of the Champions League, they can get back to the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.