Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

Another Twitter user said he’d located a Patriot site in Yemen.

Huck the biscuit from way down town young fella

My main takeaway from this, other than the obvious “people are stupid”, is that modern cars are crazy safe. This dude slammed into a stationary object at 65 miles per hour and “refused medical attention”. Thats amazing.

To be fair, a huge part of Ronaldo and Messi’s dominance in Balon d’Or/FIFA awards voting is scoring boatload of goals against shit Spanish clubs.

Maybe I’m being overly cynical here, but do you think there is a single benevolent person worth a billion (or so) dollars on the entire planet?  

I’ll bet the jury in this case will be deadlocked at 6-6.

My wife and I use it to send photos of random things to pop up in the normal course of life (amusing/weird/odd things, etc.) because then you don’t have to wade through and/or delete a bunch of random pictures on your phone to clog things up, take up space, and make it hard to find other things.

“turn off location tracking on your phone if you already have it on, and say “wow, yeah, those things are weird, wonder how that turned off? lemme fix that, is it working for you now?””

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is my problem with Abrams. He creates mysteries he doesn’t have an answer for, and it almost always ends up unsatisfying.

Maybe it’s just because this has been such an absolute shitshow of a year, but something tells me that there’s a bigger reason behind his leaving and that coming out first with admission of substance addiction will lay the groundwork for a future excuse when past behavior gets brought up.

Golf on Tv. Best naps ever. Not like baseball, where there’s the chance of shouting, or a soccer/football match where, again, there’s a chance of excitement. Sure golf has moments, but it rarely goes above a normal voice level (after speaking the whole round in whispers). And since I don’t really care for golf,…

Yu admitted (http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/mlb/texas-rangers/article164384172.html) he was doing this with the Rangers and one of the reasons the Dodgers made the trade was they thought they could correct this. Obviously they failed in this respect.

“All the victims were drug dealers.”

coach Steve Lavin found himself with only seven scholarship players available

Our PTA had a “no fuss fundraiser,” and it was great. “Just write us a check. The goal is $10K, which we could hit if every family gave $25. If we make that, no other fundraisers all year.” And it worked. HELL YES.

Goodell has a negative VORC (value over replacement commissioner), so I’m surprised some of the analytically-minded owners aren’t more furious about Goodell’s performance. Hell, even to football lifers, his tenure screams GLORY BOY!

Does your parent company hate you?

She really doesn’t seem to address the abuse and coercing these women to send naked pictures. A lot of “I felt trapped” but not a lot of “I was really shitty to these people for no discernable reason.”. The deceit isn’t the worst of her actions, but it’s the only one she’s addressing.