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My bad, I’m used to the Zimbabwean dollar. Should’ve said ‘three trillion.’

Good for them. Someone send me a quark when they beat another boss. What’s a quark you say? It’s the form of communication I speculate we’ll be using by the time they reach the Taurus demon.

It’s cool that you’re doing these UFC articles. I suppose that Deadspin does these as well, but I prefer an article like this that’s written out of love than one that I would expect to be written out of snark.

“Reddit Is Tearing Itself Apart [Again]”

give them time...

Sort of like a post apocalyptic, spiffed up version of a game like Skyrim

Sorry I couldn't resist.

It's not hard at all to write about video games. If you have a little luck, it's not even hard to get published doing it.

Apparently I joined just when I moved to Austin and my life stopped sucking. So naturally my video is a Best-of highlight reel of assembling my family: girl meets guy, gets puppy, gets cat, has baby.

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Totally unrelated, but The actor who portrayed Trevor blew me away with his acting reel!

Hey! We play this game all the time in my house. In our game, Burt gets on the floor and thinks she's a lion who needs Vodka to fight a magic wizard. If she crawls over to you and screams at you to go get her some Vodka, and you can do it without crying about what she said about your mom, you win! We call it 'Burt

I love this game so much. My wife and I still fire it up maybe once a month to have drunken singing contests, and we have spent more money on DLC for RB 2 and 3 than I probably will for any other game I'll ever play in my life. There's games I've enjoyed more, with incredible mechanics and appealing characters and

If you can find it, I highly recommend The Brink of Time. It was an officially produced album of Chrono Trigger music but done in this awesome Japanese Acid Jazz style. It's just sublime.