I’ll take having to learn insults over how Escape from Monkey Island handled the insult arm wrestling (Dump them all at once, figure it out). It’s also better than MONKEY COMBAT.

Que?

I will proclaim my undying love of this game in the best way I know:

They have created a job that is simply impossible to do.

You have problems. That idiot just needs to take a long walk off of a very short cliff.

I didn’t kill the 13 year old girl. I haven’t killed anyone. Punish the people responsible. What’s so hard to comprehend about that? You europeans love that government intervention, we won’t accept it.

I mean, the kid could could have easily grabbed a knife and stabbed her. It really isn’t about guns here...

It is absolutely about the guns. If they boy had needed to press a knife through his sister’s torso, he would have been less likely to go through with it. If ye had gone through with it, the sister would have been less likely to die than she did by a bullet to the the head.

Our problem is that we have snow. Your problem is that you have a school shooting every 2 weeks and still do nothing about it. Last week a puppy died in a plane because he was put in a overhead compartment. Politicians are now passing laws forbidding airline companies from doing that. Meanwhile you have no problems…

There are a lot of parents of dead children(and some dead parents) who would have said “My kids would never touch a gun just laying out.” Kids do things they were taught not to do all the time. Even good kids with good parents. Usually the worst result is a pregnancy or an appearance in Juvenile court. That’s the…

Nah, still fuck the NRA.

It’s not even that. Last year there were so many news stories about either kids being shot or a mother being shot by their kids because the mother would keep a gun in her purse and the kids would end up shooting the gun while messing around in the mother’s purse. Americans ignore gun safety because... I don’t know.

And once again those evil video games claim another victim. Anyone going to blame the fact that a 9 year old got access to the gun in the first place? Nah... all that Call of Theft Auto nonsense made the boy do it. Guess what America, We have those same games here in Canada and kids don’t shoot their sisters in the…

Probably a lot more people than you think. It’s estimated there were around 2000 “unintentional shootings” in the US last year: https://www.thetrace.org/rounds/gun-deaths-increase-2017/ 

If that means the rate of gun accidents in the US (.62 per 100k) is actually more than the rate of all gun deaths in the UK (.23 per…

10s, perhaps 100s of thousands of households in America have guns in easily accessible spots where kids can get them and injure themselves and others.

One of our most defining traits, welcome to the United States.

Fuck guns and fuck the NRA and fuck anyone who supports the NRA.

Were women and people of colour the majority applicants for gun ownership, we’d see gun control/legal reform in a nanosecond.

Were women and people of colour the majority applicants for gun ownership, we’d see gun control/legal reform in a nanosecond.