"I think she has been through a lot of extremely painful things,"

Not feeling the adorbs here. She sounds like a pain in the ass.

What in the bootleg Remember The Time fuckery is this?

I support sex-positive feminism, but I still have a strong moral aversion to porn because of the human trafficking that too often supplies it with women.

Katy, you never were, and never will be Gaga.

Yea, that period after the civil war when the blacks were lynching white folk? We never were held accountable for that. And when we redlined and bankrupted your community to inflate our primary assets? Total dick move. And don't even get me started on those HBCUs and their exclusionary policies. Dude, you ever…

I, for one, would like to talk about the white on white crime rate. White crime victims are overwhelmingly likely to be victimized by another white person. Let's talk about that! Clearly, there is something wrong in their culture and communities that makes this white on white crime thing happen.

Bullshit. Spare us the racially bi-partisan nonsense, it's as asinine as when it's used in the political sphere.

Beyonce doesn't keep up with where you left your shorts.

I think some people think they're somehow being PC by using "urban" when they really mean Black. They're not - they're being unclear and weird by using a word incorrectly. People of all types live in cities, suburbs, on farms, etc. Surely I didn't imagine growing up in a predominantly Black suburb?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I love high waisted pants. Fuck you muffin top. It's over!

Beyonce doesn't let you put your ashy ass feet on her when two are in bed together.

Beyonce also didn't go outside in subzero temperatures to shovel the sidewalk because you tweaked your back while working out the night before.

Are people still adopting? Or adopting babies that aren't from foreign countries?

Is adoption not a thing anymore? I mean, yeah, I get it, you want babies that look like you, but come on. I dunno. I try not to shame women's choices, but there are so, so many children in the adoption and foster care system. The system itself is broken. But the way to fix it isn't to ignore it by having your own…

Honestly, I judge people a little for doing this. There are hundreds of thousands of children waiting to be adopted, yet people will spend so much money just to produce another human being that shares some of their genetic code. I know that adoption can be a very challenging and expensive process as well but families…

What happened to the Harlem Shake, chicken noodle soup, the crip walk. Disappointed!

Yeah, there is that.

Yeah, the apology needs work but can we discuss why we feel the need compare Drake's little outburst to Kanye? And, more importantly, why are we still vilifying Kanye? Beyond that little twerp who decided to be racist to get money from him, he's been pretty silent and out of the limelight. Why don't we give him credit…