It's not like the kitchen will ever see any use.

Man, I like that they were fully committed to the point of writing it backwards. I'd sooner subscribe to your parents' newsletter than to Goop, that is for sure.

So if I put a drop of that water into a glass of Johnny Walker Red, would it then be transformed into 75 year-old Macallan?

Well let's just be happy that they had such good intent. Imagine a psychopath filling up jugs full of water labelled "hatred" and "pain" and "Hitler" then later filling up squirt guns with this now volatile mixture and wreaking havoc!

I grew up in San Francisco. Pretend hippies are hilarious!

That is the face of a woman who doesn't get attitude from others very often.

ayyyy yo in the quote field from People about Kourtney you pasted some of your editorial in there. "I like Kourtney because she really couldn't" etc.

My family definitely all think I'm insane for having [the kids] in the bed and breastfeeding them for forever. I couldn't care less.

I look to science to perhaps explain how this could be possible.

Thank you for literally proving my point you ignorant asshole.

Oh yes, I meant that if your parents didn't thoughtfully correct it for them!! :)

I laughed so hard picturing a bunch of baffled water molecules trying to figure out what mirror-image "ecaep" and "evol" are

Oh, you mean the article where a bunch of rapists who HAD been found responsible were outed when they suffered less punishment than a jock who plagiarized paper? The obsession you MRAs have with making sure rapists get to rape freely is beyond creepy.

How about the fact that black people surfing kinja shouldn't have to deal with being accosted with the word every time they click through to a page? That shit can be (and often is) very triggering.

Well as a black person who does not get a trigger warning in her daily life, I don't think it's too much to ask. Jonah Hills article (Jonah Hill Hurls Homophobic Slur at Photographer) didn't place the slur in the title, why should this? I am black in a racist society so I'm sorry if I want my internet browsing in my…

It's shit like this that makes people not want to be treated for the very diseases they end up spreading to others. "It's too embarrassing, so I'll just pretend it doesn't exist." Also, I bet that piece of shit boyfriend of hers gave it to her in the first place!

Also did I not come to this very site and nominate electric toothbrushes as the sine qua non of household appliance vibrators?! It's like entry level sex toys 101.

"It's women who get so inebriated that they pass out and stumble around. It's safer for them to have drinks with less alcohol."

Hey Mark ... I love you and normally all you do, and I know it's a quote and it's getting clicks, but could you please not have the N word in the title of the post? It's completely unavoidable all over Jezebel, in the sideboard for the related blogs...