Alternately, I could make this exact same thing at home (only without the creepy mint goo), and I would be able to eat it warm out of the pan while wearing my pajamas and drinking wine.

Now, I've seen Bladerunner about 40 times, even the Director's Cut, but I don't remember any exploding text messages in it...

omg she channled bette davis from Whatever Happened to BabyJane in that clip. bette davis sayin Porn.

That's one of the "WE ARE ALL EQUAL!" arguments I can't get behind. No, not everybody is physically beautiful. Some people are unattractive. Some unattractive people have pleasing characteristics that make them beautiful to the people who know them. Some of them are just plain ugly inside and out. Some people are…

In that case I usually hear: "Date me. I am worthy of your time and affection."

Personally, I think the insistence that everyone is beautiful hurts us rather than helps. It elevates that one characteristic because we can't just let it go. It's ok that everyone is not funny, that everyone is not charismatic, that everyone is not athletic, it's even ok that not everyone is a genius, but everyone…

Yeah, thanks. I realized that too late — went looking into the profile after replying to his last comment. And wow.

After my sister got married to a muslim, you would not BELIEVE how many people asked my mom "have you seen Not Without My Daughter?" in a horrified voice.

Yes, I'm done with "ellenjane." I'm still in disbelief someone would call academic articles from PhDs (some of whom aren't Muslim) "the nonsensical ramblings of other apologists."

You called me an "unbelievable moron." I daresay it's you who might feel more at home at reddit. And after your bizarre rant I simply am unsure what the "point" go is. MY point was simply to caution towards taking one woman's HIGHLY biased and sensationalist book (and yes, I have read it) as the basis for judging an…

I completely understand, I saw it first hand.

Oh, honey. Basically everything you've said is completely wrong.

Look, that show may be ridiculous, but as long as it stars Kevin Bacon, I'm in.

But now we'll never get to see the season finale where Alice fixes all of Saudi Arabia's problems by explaining to them how much better things are in the enlightened west. Then there's an impromptu dance party featuring special guests One Direction, and all the ladies throw off their burqas and don cut-offs and bikni…

I'm gonna be honest and say that as an "oil painting" that image wasn't very good/impressive. So as a make-up job it's not very good either. The shading, highlights, contouring and composition are just... no. This was a misleading article.

But then people wont click it unless they're promised articles so mind blowing they'll piss themselves with excitement.

"You'll FLIP When You Realize This Article Title Was LITERALLY Pulled From A Hat!"

I think it's time to remove the internet clickbait title "You'll [flip / be amazed/ be hocked/ never sleep again / become irrationally afraid of urine] when you see [this] !" Because it's fucking annoying. Can't we just say "Hey guys! This is actually really cool."

Every one of Elliott Smith's albums are magnificently beautiful and sad, from the lo-fi poetry of Roman Candle to the complex lush composition of Figure 8. Listen to them all, in order. RIP Elliott, we miss you.