Bah, science! Maybe there's water there, but very deep. But let's not give up crashing, it's worth the spectacle.

I say we stop pussyfooting and start waterforming mars. Bind Phobos and Deimos, crash asteroids and a couple of comets to it's surface. Call me for details.

If you experienced a period, you got more problems than words can describe. On the other hand if you were driving an UFO, entonces no hay problema.

I say skip the origin, go directly to the trial of Reed Richards: you get aliens, heralds, Watchers, Galactus, Eternity, Death and salsa. Work the origin from that middle point and the rest of the story will follow. BE A MAN.

I felt no disrespect, but certainly Tolkien wasn't into ripping the gospels by adding dragons or CS Lewis replacing Jesus for Aslan... By meek I meant that the elves, who were the favorites of Illuvatar and his most gifted children were leaving Middle Earth to the common man, dwarf and halfling.

Gustavo Cerati...sigh.

It's the beautiful corpse.

It's the sacrifice. Frodo is carrying the cross of the evil which has doomed man, elf and dwarf; he, the most untinkable hero, not the strongest warrior or the powerful wizard, must redeem, cleanse the world. He's the meek, who will inherit the earth, a diminished one, but forever free of the yoke of Sauron.

I'm hoping for jawdropping intro featuring the fall of Gondolin, Ancalagon the Black, scores of Balrogs... i'm a simple man with simple needs... who knows, maybe Illuvatar composing the world.., nothing special.

I concour. Starro, and it would put the Martian Manhunter on the forefront.

I demand this on a movie. DEMAND.

That's easy, it's a —-CONTENTS COPYRIGHTED— just like —TRADE SECRET— has been developing for years.

Are you sure this hasn't been ripped from Futurama? Because I have an universe in a box somewhere around here.

Take that communism -and road safety-!

My money's on TECTONIC PLATES!

This might work someplace where noise it's not an issue, Legoland.

Guess it'll make things easier when the porn industry makes the obligatory adaptation, imprint, if you will.

Bowie > real Tesla

Why not? Mine is a genuine question, ask the Texan up there.

I live in a tropical climate, wish there was some kind of guide for us as ventilation is our main drag.