"...the nuptials went off without a hitch..."

Easiest way I found to get a car I wanted was to let her drive it. She likes a fun car too, so if it is something that she wants to take out on the weekend too, it makes the whole process much more enjoyable.

I agree with your first sentence, anything that says "As Seen On TV" on the packaging is complete crap. I think personalizing your car with things that make it a better fit for you is an excellent idea. You use an ez-pass and magically your Camry fits you better. I added lowering springs, better tires, and adjusted my…

If it is Tom Cruise, I will be very sad.

Man, I loved Short Circuit when I was a kid. Now, I think I like the engine more.

Excuse me for having a non-PC idea, but I want to go to a carshow and hire a midget to stand at the front like that just to scare the hell out of people who get super close and aren't paying attention.

Proof that everything is related: The Bloodhound Gang's Yummy Down On This came on Pandora as I read the first paragraph of this article.

I see where it was headed, but the execution is VERY flawed.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he did not.

1950 Sunbeam Talbot 90, no picture yet but it will be painted pink. It's our lemons car and will be part of an Operation Petticoat theme. The submarine in the movie is pink, so we are going to have a pink car.

So what's been driven harder? The ass off a bridge, control arm bending BMW or the ass over a fender, tool gripping girls...

@ Justin Hyde: Your sarcasm is well noted, and has resulted in me having a sad.

"it can move the car at an escargot-challenging clip"

@dealchicago: A bit too far from Cali to be reasonable, but I had to ask.

@MikeofLA: The knuckle prints where they punched the screen should help too though.

So now it will be sexy, does that mean it may not try to kill you at every possible chance it has? Or will it follow the Mendoza line on the Crazy Hot scale and be even more deadly?

@Chief Illiniwreck: What can I say, I'm a bit of masochist.

@dealchicago: Where?

If it was $1700 cheaper it would be a perfect lemons car.

@ket354: I can't help but think if they had "Punch the Toyota Kid" instead of "Punch a Clown" they would have gotten more buyers for the used cars.