How Jalopnik Created A Real-Life Posting System.

I figure this will either get promoted or disemvowled, but here it goes.

@sirbasilfawlty: You made my Friday morning happy. I know COTD doesn't usually come from the QOTD comments, but this would be my vote.

@McMike: If b then this

@McMike: If a then

I want to ask, but can't think of anything, so I'll just say thank you for letting confuse everyone I work with by listening to Metal, Classical, and then inappropriate comedy songs in that order.

I like Steven Lynch's superhero bit so "right to the point."

I showed up to pick up a date in high school just after getting my license in my Mom's 88 Mustang GT. Her Dad thought the car was cool, but eyed me suspiciously every Tuesday (the day I could borrow the car) I came to the house. She couldn't have given a rat's ass about the car, but I think it made me look overtly…

@Spiegel, Jamaican bobsledder: I would agree, but heading to Wausau doesn't really fix anything. I should know my family did it in the early 80's.

Oh shit. I grew up in Wausau, and am actually going back Sunday for the holidays with the family, and had no idea Mr. Bangle was from there as well. Now I'm even more ashamed of that place.

destructiverer: I vow to use this in conversation today.

Ray, personal question, how does one go about dragoning electric vehicles?

Frankly, or should I say Brucely, I want the 918 to be the holy grail of the automotive kingdom. On paper it's got serious performance and fugality (other than purchase price), and in photo's its a looker. Please Porsche, don't GT5 this one.

@pauljones: You forgot to mention of age.

@$kaycog: That is an argument for the philosophers amongst us. I prefer to think of it as the gray area in between good and bad, where you can have the most fun and still get away with it kind of situation.

@$kaycog: Isn't that supposed to be naughty and nice.

Does the "hard work and determination" bit mean he's a grower, not a shower?

@Markstre302: Unfortunately this was before cell phones could take video so there isn't any evidence of our shenanigans.

Cheesiest car explosion ever involved a Cavalier traveling around 80MPH and a very wide, very brick bridge abutment within easy throwing range. Oh yes, and a can of this...

@Jones Foyer: I agree with you, and I don't think it is heresy. They question was about a cheesy explosion, and seeing the Charger go behind the station and roll out of frame while gas pumps explode for no apparent reason on the other side of the station is pretty cheesy. It's still an awesome chase scene, just a…