Maybe they were thinking they could do twice the drinking because they were only going to be doing half the driving?

@Markstre302: Damnit, i meant meat.

The 911 would truly be more hellish for sure, but the bus speaks to me on the same level that imagines meet bombing hippies out of the cafeteria window.

I wish I could remember all of the automotive atrocities that have make me want to gouge out my eyes, but all I can think of right now is the pink (Mary Kay Caddys got nothing on this thing) Mustang that I see about once a week. Pink with a black top, gold wheels and brown leather interior. Nothing but class for this…

I can't bring myself to turn down any mustang I guess. Just look at the screen name. And I like me some "tittle"s.

@AdamSonar: You mean every autosport right.

I'm with Al. It would take a little bit to work up to it, but cross country in a 7 would prbably leave you with some good stories.

I tried to call on the Vegas but for some reason my phone doesn't work with 12 digit numbers.

Even if there is an overabundance of race cars in the JFG this one deserves to be in. If you don't want the 1500HP varaint there is the original 750 which will still accept the "safe" bodywork. This car just deserves to be in because it is more batshit-insane than any street car could ever feasably attempt. Balsa wood…

"ROTARY POWER"

I think the fact that the Goat already has a 455 plopped between the fenders does it for me. The volare you could probably drive right away with no actual hell to speak of. Therefore the Poncho wins by default.

@Markstre302: but I do wash it once a week if you count having the car-washers at work do it. One of the bonuses of working at a dealership.

I'll detail my car when all the fenders are finally the same color.

Until we can get a simple car with a couple of air bags, abs brakes, radio, engine, manual trans, and rear differential there is no optimism.

I had to go with the 2002 becuase with all the popping, wheezing, and whooshing from the car sounding like a deer in heat, the orange paint will make sure hunters don't shoot you.

If that is what the wagon looks like, imagine what shape the coupe body is in. Now that would a project.

"I'm Blind, So No"

You can't deny the hellishness of having too track down numerous oil leaks in a tight engine bay, not to mention the probalbly fried piston rings. Then there's the electrical gremlins. I would rather build the checker, but having witnessed a 928 that needed engine work I know which one is pure evil.

If only stupidity buffued out.

Hmm, I picture a black on black M5 with limo tint.