Just what in the hell does one win for being crowned Miss Tuning? A set of Chrome 20's and a set of "Type R" seat belt pads? A bodykit of her choice? And does she have duties like Miss America? Must she travel to car shows and extol the virtues of NAAAWS and cold-air intakes?
@discontinuuity wonders if there are any f*cking jalops in Colorado:
Is that a Chrysler Aspen!? That's utterly perplexing, but given Montana/Cyrus's (equally perplexing) popularity, maybe it's a good omen? Could the jailbait daughter of an embarrassing redneck save Ma Mopar? If so, I'll have to eventually get a copy of her ghost-written memoirs to put next to Iacocca: An Autobiography.
Definitely crack pipe. But it you browse the dealer's page, you'll see that when he priced the Chevette it must have been a relatively light day of rock smoking for him. At least compared to this.
Looks good, but in today's world of semi-manumatic flappy-paddle dual-clutch DSG gearboxes, a Hurst shifter and logos seem a bit quaint.
Given that even fat old guys in Formula One pull ridiculous-looking tail (see, e.g, Flavio Briatore's wife Elisabetta), I'm somewhat surprised that Hamilton's dating a talentless pop star. Lewis should be running around with women that would cause Tom Brady to go off prematurely. He should step up his game.
@mytdawg:
It may not be vaporware, but I'm not sure how they're going to make a car this big (and presumably heavy, what with all the doodads and armor) and have it do 0-60 in 6.5 and 155 mph, with "40% better fuel economy" than a Charger or P71. They might pull off the performance, or the fuel economy, but both?
Bully to Ronin, and to fucking Larry Johnson in the eye socket.
BREAKING: ESPN's Chris Mortensen is reporting that Texans Quarterback Sage Rosenfels is currently on a plane...no, check that, a train to New York, supposedly to work out as a potential backup to Brett Favre.