Some cars are beter in person, but I'm sure this one would be ten times worse. Being able to really see the pitifully small brakes beneath those comical wheels, to gain an appreciation of the assuredly awful fit and finish, and to hear the damnable clatter of the VW four would be an experience I wouldn't wish on any…

@Rican5.0:

@slackinfux:

Dear Jalopnik:

@SeanKHotay:

@leemikemphstn:

Whence the BMW X3? Just as discordant as the Compass, but for more money.

@Dive-Bar-Drunk:

Wait a minute, given the way that this site has been fawning over the Challenger since it was a wee show car, just who among you finds the Camaro to be guilty of "unnecessary retroism"?

Perversely, I've always longed for a 3-across Matra, so this was an easy choice for me.

I loved the deadpan announcing. "And...there goes the Firebird in reverse...it's going to be a pretty good time considering he's actually running more than a 1/4 mile."

@BeerDearthair:

Um, about #1, wouldn't she only be unsprung weight if you strapped her to a wheel?

Hero cop Chris Hemmings is gunned down in the line of duty while trying to apprehend drug dealers who are driving a black Charger SRT-8. He is rushed via ambulance to a secret research facility, where doctors determine they cannot save his battered body. They do keep his brain alive, though, and implant it in the…

@hwyengr:

@DonSchenck:

@Dave7:

Granted, they're one-off pace cars, but the Neon Green and Pink Dodge Stealth and the Pink and Blue Chrysler LeBaron that were part of Champ Car's assets were pretty terrifying:

For some reason, an exhange from the director's cut of the 2005 Dukes of Hazzard movie just popped into my head:

@stang96: