Everyone should believe in The Rapture. They're awesome. That is, the band.

The Cowboy looks like the Phantom of the Opera.

Her tongue. . .is just gross. Scrape and brush, Miley.

Thank you for making me ask myself the question "how much do I want my vagina to taste nice? Not enough to give up dairy and eggs."

So now my words are being likened to those of a rapist? Way to keep it classy. Sigh. Too bad that this silliness helps no one.

"I’ll give you something to tear your ass in two."

Enough already. Enough.

Nope.

This one makes me laugh every time.

What Lindy said. Commenting about a person's lack of clothing and broken off engagement is not slut-shaming.

Dude, that isn't slut-shaming. That is a literal transcript of her new video.

They would both be terrible parents? I some how think stoners...be they mom or dad...would be judged with the same level of utter contempt.

I really hope this is satire. Because...no.

Now you've got me thinking critically about it, too! This is madness!

Yeah, that makes some sense. For real, I cannot stop thinking about this! Ol' Scooter (Bieb's manager) must have pictures of people with goats, it's the only explanation for where li'l Bieber shows up.

HAH! Fascinating question. I like to think Mayweather and Weezy's managers mutually thought it would be a badass idea, and then Bieber's manager, who is friends with one of the other managers, managed to piggy-back on the scenario with some kind of bribe. That, or Weezy's too high on the sizzurp to know a bad idea…

This has been bugging me ever since last night: Did Mayweather pay Weezy and Bieber to walk out with him, or did they pay him? Who thought it would be a good idea for Bieber to be there?

Okay, fess up. Who in Texas said Paula Deen's name three times into a mirror?

Ummm, no. Black people don't have the patent on being oppressed by The Man. If you think that: learn your history. Chinese Exclusion act. Orientalism. Internment camps and the treatment of Japanese Americans in WWII. Vincent Chen. Open your eyes and look the fuck around you and quit playing those damn…