Which is a good opportunity to post one of my favorite memes ever:

Wiseau serious?

Not really. A little weird, but that’s it.

Well, a buddy once told me I could look on the bright side of a train wreck, so....

Silver lining: this will only increase his exposure and sub count. Honestly, the fool that thought swatting a kid is irrelevant to me, as it is clearly some sad soul who needs some attention - joke’s on him, though, because his target…

Thanks for proving my point that 12 and 13 year olds aren’t any different aside from a stupid number!

12, 13. What’s the difference?

Hmmm. The Eagles didn’t have their starting quarterback, left tackle, and their most versatile running back. Yet they went punch-for-punch with the greatest quarterback of all time—a QB who earned that distinction in part because of his ability to function seamlessly no matter who he’s had to throw to.

He could also fuck off of a Cliffe. Preferably into a lots of jagged rocks.

Fuck off forever Cliffe.

look at this madness

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

Um, because he didn’t kill anyone

At least someone wants to take it seriously, for once:

Why does this have NO STARS?

This would have never happened at Siri High School or Alexa Prep.

Yeah, you dumb fuck, his teammates held him back right after the play when he was yelling that he recovered the ball and escorted him off the field where he kept yelling and was heated. This was on the next play when he was still fired up. Get fucked and have the worst Christmas possible.

At work, I will sometimes only make a comment when I know certain people are within earshot for maximum comedic effect. When asked if I’m visiting my family this Christmas I might reply “No, I...I try and avoid cemeteries this time of year,” only because—even though I can’t see them—I KNOW five people around me just…

I like this comment. This is a good comment. A real and true comment. A comment full of facts. Thank you.