Why does this have NO STARS?

This would have never happened at Siri High School or Alexa Prep.

Yeah, you dumb fuck, his teammates held him back right after the play when he was yelling that he recovered the ball and escorted him off the field where he kept yelling and was heated. This was on the next play when he was still fired up. Get fucked and have the worst Christmas possible.

At work, I will sometimes only make a comment when I know certain people are within earshot for maximum comedic effect. When asked if I’m visiting my family this Christmas I might reply “No, I...I try and avoid cemeteries this time of year,” only because—even though I can’t see them—I KNOW five people around me just…

I like this comment. This is a good comment. A real and true comment. A comment full of facts. Thank you.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Almost an ENTIRE week?

“He was stringing us along.”

Counter argument: Fuck the Cardinals.

Jesus. You do realize nobody want to live in Missouri, unless the absolutely fucking have to, yes?

I’ve never even seen a single speck of actual cocaine in my entire life but I get the feeling that if I ever do any blow Josef Fares is the guy to do it with. Wow.

Emma, just please let me enjoy this one decent hire.

Joe Lacob just tried to have a threesome with your comment and the NBA Finals trophy.

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

Fuck you I voted for Hillary despite not being a fan.

Yeah, sure, whatever.

Nice way to project, there.

You don’t have to touch someone to sexually harass them. It’s still illegal.

But thanks for the good example of how rape culture works!

Or not even close. You can’t purchase XP to level up, purchased weapons power is still tied to your level which will only make you effective against enemies your level or 1-2 above it, not level 40 bosses.

Have you actually played the game — cuz uh, it doesn’t feel that way at all.

The only way to level up is to play the game and the only thing you can spend real money on are pointless lootchests that drop the same items you find every 2.5 minutes during normal gameplay.